You might be watching too much Forged in Fire if:
- Your kids are making a fortune selling snow cones, as there is a constant supply of chopped ice.
- You can’t watch TV because the satellite dish is in the back yard filled with coal.
- You walk into the kitchen to see why Sunday dinner is late, to find a $35 roast beef hanging from the ceiling, your wife wielding a knife in each hand, watching a youtube clip of Doug Marcaida.
- The beater car in your neighbor’s backyard seems to be walking away piece by piece – first the leaf springs, then the axle …